Yes. This is good.
Day 18 - A Pokemon that you wish could be one of the 3 starters
Magikarp lololol
Who’s. That. Politician?
Ladies and gentleman, it’s time for everybody’s favourite game!
Alright, I’m thinking of a white, wealthy, homophobic, ditzy, semi-attractive, christian, conservative, woman, with a silly voice, and is known for her stupid quotes!
Can you guess who it is? I bet not!
Source: chanel-dior-miumiu-ohmy
My little sister got knocked up and married when she was 19. She got pregnant and she was like, “Oh, I’m pregnant, now I have to get married!”. Which isn’t true, that’s stupid logic. That’s like saying, “Oh, my god, this is bad, quick, make it worse!”. I told her, “I spilt juice on the carpet yesterday, I didn’t burn down the house, you should explore your options.
Tommy Johnagin
You’ve got your front-runner, Mitt Romney. Now, don’t get me wrong, he might make a great president, along with his first lady, second lady, and third lady.
Obama Impersonator, Reggie Brown, at the Republican Leadership Conference.
